gay boy here

possiblypensive:

eating pizza inspires me to do great things in life for example eat more pizza

flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom

1 tim e my mam use a luigi bord and it spell "boo" tru story
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fake-mermaid:

a luigi board

shutupaubrey:

[12 year old white girl voice] talk to me !! i don’t bite… hard(: <3

hungarian:

if i worked at a sperm bank, every time some guy walked in i’d say things like get a load of this guy

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

bearjewnation:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PHOTOSET. 

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

badafro:

the youngest  person in the world just got born

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet